First hand i play after coming back from wsop

Full Tilt Poker Game #7196692739: Table Larson (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:04:40 ET - 2008/07/12
Seat 1: MotherFlusher ($877)
Seat 2: TheMasterJ33 ($2,000)
Seat 3: gaucho2121 ($4,573.90)
Seat 4: DaveCarl ($571)
Seat 5: sweet_pee_w ($1,905)
Seat 6: jmc2536 ($2,620)
DaveCarl posts the small blind of $10
sweet_pee_w posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [8s Jc]
jmc2536 folds
MotherFlusher folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to $60
gaucho2121 folds
DaveCarl folds
sweet_pee_w raises to $196
TheMasterJ33 has 15 seconds left to act
TheMasterJ33 calls $136
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jd 2c]
sweet_pee_w bets $141
TheMasterJ33 has 15 seconds left to act
TheMasterJ33 calls $141
*** TURN *** [Tc Jd 2c] [7s] <-----------how can i fold a pair and gutty
sweet_pee_w bets $583
TheMasterJ33 has 15 seconds left to act
TheMasterJ33 calls $583
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jd 2c 7s] [6h]
sweet_pee_w bets $985, and is all in
TheMasterJ33 calls $985
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sweet_pee_w shows [9h Kh] King Jack high
TheMasterJ33 shows [8s Jc] a pair of Jacks
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot ($3,817) with a pair of Jacks

End Of WSOP

I busted out of main event early on day 2 bleh bleh bleh. I ended up having 2 cashes for 34k total (13th place in 5k nl/limit and 16th place in 1500 6max) so i lost money at the wsop but I got 5th in the Fulltilt 750k for 31k a week before the main event. That online score put me up barely for the trip which is really nice. I cant wait for the WCOOP now.

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WSOP Event #2 1500NL

I noticed nobody at the table and it was obviously a very weak table. I was opening anything playable and playing alot of pots trying to hit a big one. I was fighting with this other guy 2 to my left for control over the table. My stack was yoyo-ing from 2500 to 3500. You only start with 3k and 60bbs so i double up early is key. I opened 8Tdd utg to 150 at 25/50 LP called and bb called. flop was 997dd i bet 350 LP called and bb check raised to 1100 it was obv he had 9 but i cant fold in this spot given the odds and the horrible structure. I shoved and he had 96ss. Turn was 2d and river was 7. Nice tease of course.

0 for 2 cashing, -$11,500 in losses so far

WSOP First Event 10k Pot Limit Holdem

My starting table consisted of david singer, ted lawson, chad brown, 2 unknowns who were decent/kind of weak, mike sexton, kevin sung? i think, andy bloch. I felt like i played perfect poker up to my busto hand. I was picking my spots so well and my bluff success rate was 100% if u dont count contiuation bets.

I only played 2 orbits at my new table when my bustout hand happened. I had no reads on the guy so it was a really marginal spot i should have avoided against a guy i dont know much about. Here is the pokernews hand history:

DeWitt is Crippled
Jason DeWitt was facing a pot-sized bet of 95,000 from David Stroj on a 6c8c4sJs board. After some long thought, DeWitt decided to put Stroj all in, as he had only a few thousand behind. Stroj quickly made the call. Stroj showed AA and DeWitt showed 77. The river was the Qh and Stroj doubled up to over 290,000. DeWitt has been crippled and now has under 8,000 chips remaining.

The MasterJ Theory in effect "No one folds a pair and a gutty"

So I bust 41th place when they are paying 36 spots (23k for cashing). This is the 2nd 10k event in a row i bubbled weeeeeeeeeeeee

Brought my A+ game to FTOPS #1 $215 6max 750 gtd

I finished in 383rd place out of 4,158 players 492 got paid. I ended up losing a big coinflip for a top 20 stack. Here are the keys hands

Full Tilt Poker #6327956656: FTOPS Event #1, Table 328 - 20/40 - No Limit 2008/05/07
Seat 1: BroomItHere (2,990)
Seat 2: cdbncsu (3,350)
Seat 3: p00pymcp00py (3,050)
Seat 4: KCShuffler87 (2,855)
Seat 5: TheMasterJ33 (2,985)
Seat 6: lifetimeban (2,770)
TheMasterJ33 posts the small blind of 20
lifetimeban posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [8h 7s]
BroomItHere folds
cdbncsu folds
p00pymcp00py folds
KCShuffler87 folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to 120
lifetimeban calls 80
*** FLOP *** [3d 7h Td]
TheMasterJ33 bets 145
lifetimeban raises to 380
TheMasterJ33 raises to 920
lifetimeban has requested TIME
lifetimeban calls 540
*** TURN *** [3d 7h Td] [Ks]
TheMasterJ33 bets 1,945, and is all in
lifetimeban folds
TheMasterJ33 mucks
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot (2,080)

Full Tilt Poker #6329248038: FTOPS Event #1, Table 328 - 100/200
Seat 1: BroomItHere (2,690)
Seat 2: cdbncsu (2,926)
Seat 3: calibuds86 (5,070)
Seat 4: hunterandhank (16,397)
Seat 5: TheMasterJ33 (5,115)
Seat 6: maneshevitz (18,750)
hunterandhank posts the small blind of 100
TheMasterJ33 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [Jh Tc]
maneshevitz raises to 600
BroomItHere folds
cdbncsu folds
calibuds86 folds
hunterandhank folds
TheMasterJ33 calls 400
*** FLOP *** [4s 4c Ts]
TheMasterJ33 bets 550
maneshevitz raises to 2,950
TheMasterJ33 raises to 4,515, and is all in
maneshevitz calls 1,565
TheMasterJ33 shows [Jh Tc]
maneshevitz shows [Js Ks]
*** TURN *** [4s 4c Ts] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [4s 4c Ts Qc] [2h]
TheMasterJ33 shows two pair, Tens and Fours
maneshevitz shows a pair of Fours
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot (10,330) with two pair, Tens and Fours

Full Tilt Poker #6329267426: FTOPS Event #1, Table 328 - 100/200
Seat 1: BroomItHere (2,690)
Seat 2: cdbncsu (2,926)
Seat 3: calibuds86 (5,070)
Seat 4: hunterandhank (14,097)
Seat 5: TheMasterJ33 (10,230)
Seat 6: maneshevitz (15,935)
maneshevitz posts the small blind of 100
BroomItHere posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [Qs Qh]
cdbncsu folds
calibuds86 folds
hunterandhank raises to 700
TheMasterJ33 raises to 2,050
maneshevitz folds
BroomItHere folds
hunterandhank calls 1,350
*** FLOP *** [As 6s 7d]
hunterandhank bets 4,400
TheMasterJ33 has requested TIME
TheMasterJ33 folds
hunterandhank mucks
hunterandhank wins the pot (4,400)

Full Tilt Poker #6329547196: FTOPS Event #1, Table 328 - 120/240 Ante 25
Seat 1: BroomItHere (2,940)
Seat 2: SaugusStud (12,113)
Seat 3: SqueezR (8,232)
Seat 4: hunterandhank (13,798)
Seat 5: TheMasterJ33 (10,495)
Seat 6: maneshevitz (24,225)
TheMasterJ33 antes 25
TheMasterJ33 posts the small blind of 120
maneshevitz posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [7d Tc]
BroomItHere has 15 seconds left to act
BroomItHere folds
SaugusStud folds
SqueezR folds
hunterandhank folds
TheMasterJ33 calls 120
maneshevitz raises to 720
TheMasterJ33 raises to 2,350
maneshevitz calls 1,630
*** FLOP *** [6s 2h 8h]
TheMasterJ33 bets 4,225
maneshevitz folds
TheMasterJ33 mucks
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot (4,850)

Full Tilt Poker #6329625451: FTOPS Event #1, Table 328 - 140/280 Ante 25
Seat 1: BroomItHere (4,805)
Seat 2: SaugusStud (12,573)
Seat 3: SqueezR (8,182)
Seat 4: hunterandhank (11,023)
Seat 5: TheMasterJ33 (15,924)
Seat 6: maneshevitz (19,296)
TheMasterJ33 antes 25
BroomItHere posts the small blind of 140
SaugusStud posts the big blind of 280
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [5d As]
SqueezR folds
hunterandhank folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to 650
maneshevitz calls 650
BroomItHere folds
SaugusStud folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s 3c]
TheMasterJ33 bets 1,050
maneshevitz raises to 3,080
TheMasterJ33 calls 2,030
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s 3c] [2s]
TheMasterJ33 checks
maneshevitz bets 5,040
TheMasterJ33 has requested TIME
TheMasterJ33 raises to 12,169, and is all in
maneshevitz folds
TheMasterJ33 mucks
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot (18,110)

Full Tilt Poker Game #6329812886: FTOPS Event #1 (47811980), Table 328 - 170/340 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:48:51 ET - 2008/05/07
Seat 1: BroomItHere (5,036)
Seat 2: SaugusStud (12,688)
Seat 3: SqueezR (11,347)
Seat 4: hunterandhank (15,933)
Seat 5: TheMasterJ33 (16,738)
Seat 6: maneshevitz (10,061)
TheMasterJ33 antes 25
maneshevitz posts the small blind of 170
BroomItHere posts the big blind of 340
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [9d 8c]
SaugusStud raises to 680
SqueezR folds
hunterandhank calls 680
TheMasterJ33 raises to 2,800
maneshevitz folds
BroomItHere folds
SaugusStud folds
hunterandhank calls 2,120
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2c Ah]
hunterandhank bets 6,940
TheMasterJ33 raises to 13,880
hunterandhank has requested TIME
hunterandhank folds
TheMasterJ33 mucks
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot (20,820)

Full Tilt Poker #6330406114: FTOPS Event #1, Table 591 - 400/800 Ante 100
Seat 1: RunItTrim (38,302)
Seat 2: jdp131s (13,383)
Seat 4: 1320atatime (100,023)
Seat 5: Xyven (16,123)
Seat 6: TheMasterJ33 (45,508)
TheMasterJ33 antes 100
TheMasterJ33 posts the small blind of 400
RunItTrim posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [Jh 8h]
jdp131s folds
1320atatime folds
Xyven folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to 2,400
RunItTrim raises to 6,666
TheMasterJ33 raises to 45,408, and is all in
RunItTrim folds
TheMasterJ33 mucks
TheMasterJ33 wins the pot (13,832)

Full Tilt Poker #6330487703: FTOPS Event #1, Table 591 - 400/800 Ante 100
Seat 1: RunItTrim (32,835)
Seat 2: the guru 11 (45,265)
Seat 3: unafraidofu (29,013)
Seat 4: 1320atatime (99,223)
Seat 5: Xyven (27,006)
Seat 6: TheMasterJ33 (50,075)
TheMasterJ33 antes 100
unafraidofu posts the small blind of 400
1320atatime posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [8s Ac]
Xyven folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to 2,000
RunItTrim folds
the guru 11 calls 2,000
unafraidofu calls 1,600
1320atatime folds
*** FLOP *** [8h 9c 6c]
unafraidofu checks
TheMasterJ33 checks
the guru 11 bets 4,875
unafraidofu folds
TheMasterJ33 calls 4,875
*** TURN *** [8h 9c 6c] [Qc]
TheMasterJ33 checks
the guru 11 checks
*** RIVER *** [8h 9c 6c Qc] [5s]
TheMasterJ33 checks
the guru 11 bets 8,425
TheMasterJ33 has requested TIME
TheMasterJ33 folds
the guru 11 mucks
the guru 11 wins the pot (17,150)

Full Tilt Poker #6330540291: FTOPS Event #1, Table 591 - 500/1000 Ante 125
Seat 1: RunItTrim (32,610)
Seat 2: the guru 11 (57,565)
Seat 3: unafraidofu (23,038)
Seat 4: 1320atatime (97,698)
Seat 5: Xyven (29,531)
Seat 6: TheMasterJ33 (42,975)
TheMasterJ33 antes 125
Xyven posts the small blind of 500
TheMasterJ33 posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [Kh Ad]
RunItTrim raises to 2,444
the guru 11 folds
unafraidofu folds
1320atatime calls 2,444
Xyven folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to 10,998
RunItTrim raises to 32,485, and is all in
1320atatime folds
TheMasterJ33 calls 21,487
RunItTrim shows [Qd Qc]
TheMasterJ33 shows [Kh Ad]
*** FLOP *** [8h 7s Ks]
*** TURN *** [8h 7s Ks] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 7s Ks 7d] [Qs]
RunItTrim shows a full house, Queens full of Sevens
TheMasterJ33 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
RunItTrim wins the pot (68,664) with a full house, Queens full of Sevens

Full Tilt Poker #6330550557: FTOPS Event #1, Table 591 - 500/1000 Ante 125
Seat 1: RunItTrim (68,664)
Seat 2: the guru 11 (57,440)
Seat 3: unafraidofu (22,913)
Seat 4: 1320atatime (95,129)
Seat 5: Xyven (28,906)
Seat 6: TheMasterJ33 (10,365)
TheMasterJ33 antes 125
TheMasterJ33 posts the small blind of 500
RunItTrim posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [Ah 9s]
the guru 11 has 15 seconds left to act
the guru 11 raises to 2,825
unafraidofu folds
1320atatime folds
Xyven folds
TheMasterJ33 raises to 10,240, and is all in
RunItTrim folds
the guru 11 calls 7,415
TheMasterJ33 shows [Ah 9s]
the guru 11 shows [Ad As]
*** FLOP *** [Qd Js 9d]
*** TURN *** [Qd Js 9d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Js 9d 2c] [3s]
TheMasterJ33 shows a pair of Nines
the guru 11 shows a pair of Aces
the guru 11 wins the pot (22,230) with a pair of Aces

Top ten favorite things to say when im on tilt

T. Nice min bet retard
9. Are u fucking serious
8. Do u know who the fuck u are messing with
7. Die u fucking shortstacker
6. Keep raising utg u fucking monkey
5. Oh u bet? im allinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
4. Son of a god damn bitch
3. Im definitely, definitely, definitely tilting
2. I cant catch a fucking hand
1. Fuck me to tears

I made it to the final 27 at WPT Reno

But the funny thing is im home in indiana. Oh cardplayer u see someone with the last name Dewitt deep in a tourney u think it must be that beast jason dewitt with 45k in lives cashes but nope its some other degen with a different first name (jeff dewitt). Way to go cardplayer u are getting more hilarious everyday.

Big runs in the sunday tournies

I had one of my best runs in the stars million and fulltil 750k gtd. I ended busting a little over 300th place after losing a huge pot for a top 10 stack in stars. i had AcJh against QQ on board of J94ccc. I then bubbled the final table of the fulltilt 750k gtd in 11th place. I busted on a standard hand shoving 77 with 11bbs and got called by TT. I think i only made one mistake the whole tourney which was this hand.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5759642995: $750,000 Guarantee (42346705)

Table 386 - 12000/24000 Ante 3000 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:12:56 ET - 2008/03/24

Seat 1: GhettoFabolous (745,895)

Seat 2: CapTinBisKuiT (877,903)

Seat 3: Jordan Morgan (1,296,494)

Seat 5: mingus (176,276)

Seat 7: Mur917 (1,177,176)

Seat 8: TheMasterJ33 (679,310)

TheMasterJ33 antes 3,000

Mur917 posts the small blind of 12,000

TheMasterJ33 posts the big blind of 24,000

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to TheMasterJ33 [Js Qs]

GhettoFabolous folds

CapTinBisKuiT raises to 56,480

Jordan Morgan folds

hahamingus folds

Mur917 folds

TheMasterJ33 calls 32,480

*** FLOP *** [Tc 4h 5d]

TheMasterJ33 checks

CapTinBisKuiT checks

*** TURN *** [Tc 4h 5d] [7h]

TheMasterJ33 bets 78,000

CapTinBisKuiT calls 78,000
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4h 5d 7h] [6s]

TheMasterJ33 bets 167,000

CapTinBisKuiT calls 167,000

*** SHOW DOWN ***

TheMasterJ33 shows [Js Qs] Queen Jack high

CapTinBisKuiT shows [9h 9c] a pair of Nines

CapTinBisKuiT wins the pot (632,960) with a pair of Nines

I made a big bluff before the money but i dont consider that one a bad bluff. On this hand the guy was opening alot of pots so im gonna defend everytime with a hand like QJs. I should have realized as soon as he checked back on flop he wasnt folding. He was type of guy who would have bet that flop with hands like AQ, J9, 22. When he checks the flop there he is almost always going to call down. Although the river was a scare card its still a bad bluff since hes in call down mode.

OH WOW A POST!

Poker has been going better lately after being down 43k after aussie millions. Im on pace for my goal to make enough to play 100k in events at wsop. I won the ubet 200k a week ago for $45k. This is the 3rd time i have won this tourney and i have gotten 2nd in it twice. I think it might have been the best tourney i have ever played from the money bubble to the end. All of my sick bluffs worked. Its too bad i couldnt save some of the hands. My reads were so dead on.

Here was one of the hands with 50 left. Blinds are 2k/4k i have 135k which was near the top of the leaderboard bb has around 80k. i limp in sb with 36cc he checks in bb. flop was 775 rainbow i check he instantly bets the minimum 4k which i took as a sign of weakness from the instant bet so i call. turn is a 9 which gives me a double gutter i lead for 9k he raises to 22.5k after very little thought. i didnt think he had a 7 on flop so i dont see what he would raise for value here besides 68 for the straight so i obviously jam and he folds pretty fast.

I also recently went to the new casino in New Buffalo, MI which is like a hour away from where i live. I heard it would be like the 3rd biggest casino if it was in vegas. My friends were the ones that actually asked me to go. A couple of them have a slots addiction apparently. I played roulette while i was there. I think i found a new addiction. I lost my first $300 and was about to quit i only had $80 left but a few friends went to the bathroom so i decided to let it ride and hit a rush.
i was putting money on double zero all night and i was down to my last $20 i put it all on double zero. booooooooooom! ship the $700 it was so due. i have never been a fan of tables games but i have definitely found a likening for roulette now, such a great rush playing it.

The lesson learned from this post is always always always gamble to your last dollar.